Democrats Code of Conduct

So the democrats are working on a code of conduct and one of their proposals is banning lobbyists gifts. Please keep the snickering to a minimum, this is serious business. Don’t worry Jesse Jackson, this won’t apply to you since you’re not a member of Congress.

I like the idea of a code of conduct, so I have a few suggestions of my own for the dems.

Democrats Code of Conduct...learn it, live it
1) Don't refer to American troops as Nazis, Khmer Rouge or Gulag
2) If there's a stain on the dress, it's common courtesy to pay for the dry cleaning
3) If a girl drowns in your car, don't name your dog Splash
4) When on the campaign trail, try not to howl into the microphone like someone just gave you a bourbon enema
5) Abortion is now a bad thing, but it's still not bad enough to outlaw
6) Guns still kill people, unless it's in the hands of Tookie--then it's just a setup
7) If you say something negative about the war, always follow it with "I support the troops"
8) Keep promising handouts...gotta keep that minority vote
9) If you raise taxes, just tell them it "only affects the rich"
10) If you fail code 1-9, blame it on a vast right wing conspiracy